

You're literally at the mid-life of your heroine's journey. What story are you telling?
Initiate your midlife awakening.
Refine your life to your truth.
Anchor in clarity, joy & purpose.

Dates: May 11 - 16, 2026
Duration: 5 nights
Departure Time: 5pm, local time
Return Time: 6:30am, local time
Cruise Line: Virgin Voyages
Departure Port: Miami, FL
Ports of Call: Miami, Cozumel, The Beach Club at Bimini Bahamas
Ummmm, because we’re unleashing our greatest, boldest, most magnetic selves. Together. On a mutherfucking cruise.






Because this is our maiden voyage, you’re receiving a special, invite-only rate for this inaugural experience.
Regular Price
(don't worry — you're not paying this today)
✦ Best Deal ✦
Pay In Full
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Save $109 instantly
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Bonus: Get the exclusive cougarty satin peignoir
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Lifetime access to the Golden Fucks Club (Value: $1800 per year)
Payment Plan
Three monthly payments
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Flexible option to spread the investment
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Lifetime access to the Golden Fucks Club (Value: $1800 per year)
NOTE: Retreat tuition does not include your cruise booking. Once you register, you'll receive everything you need to easily book your all-inclusive cruise cabin directly.
The cost of the all-inclusive cruise ranges from $819 - $1500 depending on your desired room type (or, if you want to get fancy, there are upgraded rockstar options available).


An 8-module journey through your Initiation Codes. This live guided course reveals the exact astrological transits shaping your midlife identity — based on your unique human design — to uncover your deepest patterns, power, and purpose.
VALUE:
$ 3,000
ONLY
$ 0


VIP lifetime access to the Golden Fucks Club — a monthly coaching circle supporting you and fellow soul-led cougars in preserving your precious fucks for what actually matters, while channeling your energy into your next-level life.
VALUE:
$1,800/year
ONLY
$ 0


Retreat Tuition:
$ 3,500
School of Reclamation:
$ 3,000
Golden Fucks Club:
$ 1,800 +
Bougie Cabin Option:
$ 1,500
Total Value
$ 9,800 +
Or three monthly payments of $ 777
Not just saying this - I will not be including these bonuses in future retreats. If you’re feeling the call, this is for you.
Total out of pocket for the retreat with the bougie end of the cabin spectrum (and all the bonuses) is $3700 max. This is the best deal out there for a transformative retreat.
Spa much?
Get fancy.

Totally fair question. Because a cruise with screaming kids and forced fun with 2000 strangers? Absolutely not. This is the cruise for people who don’t like cruises, and that’s exactly why I chose Virgin Voyages – a cruise line built for adults who want luxury experiences and zero chaos.
Think:
Oh, and did I mention there’s a tattoo parlor onboard? And hammocks on your private balcony (handmade by a woman-owned company in Thailand)? And a spa that will absolutely erase the bullshit you came in carrying?
I used to be skeptical about cruises too... until I learned how to do it right.
I’m happy to talk with you about it in a Decision Alignment Session so you can choose if it’s a fit for you.
Book a chat with me →
You are so not the only one wondering this.
Because the ship is so large and well-balanced, you rarely feel much movement at all. When you do, it’s more of a gentle sway, not the jerky or swervy kind of motion that usually triggers nausea. Most guests report that they forget they’re even at sea.
If you’re especially sensitive, you can book a room mid-ship on a lower deck, which tends to be the most stable part of the boat. We’ll walk you through room selection when it’s time to book. Some people pack motion-sickness wristbands or non-drowsy Dramamine just in case, and they do also offer sea sickness support on the boat, but chances are you’ll feel great the entire time.
Still nervous?
Book a chat with me
and we’ll talk through it together.
We’re capping this retreat at around 30 women to keep the experience intimate, potent, and powerfully held. This is definitely not a convention, it’s a curated vortex for deep transformation and connection.
Boarding typically begins around noon, and the cruise line closes check-in about 1.5 - 2 hours before departure – and they will leave without you, my friend. I recommend flying in the evening before Day 1 to allow for smooth sailing (literally), and to avoid any stress from unexpected travel delays.
On the final day, the ship docks early (usually around 7–8AM), and disembarkation happens in waves. You’ll be off the ship by mid-morning and can safely fly out that afternoon.
Full cruise booking instructions and timing details will be sent after registration, and we are happy to help you with arrangements.
The cruise line can accommodate most dietary and accessibility needs, and we’ll gather that info from you after registration to make sure you’re fully supported. If you have specific concerns, feel free to
reach out before booking.
The retreat tuition and your cruise booking are separate purchases.
Once you register for the retreat, you’ll receive a special link to book your cruise cabin directly through the cruise line (don’t worry – it’s easy, and we’ll guide you through it).
Your cruise will cost between $819 – $1500, depending on your room preference. All options are all-inclusive, which means your room, food, and standard beverages are covered – and you’ll get a credit towards some alcoholic or fancy drinks.
We’ve structured it this way to give you full flexibility and transparency, so you can choose the experience that fits your style and your budget.
Yes! You can pay in full or split it into 3 monthly payments. Pay-in-full price is $2,222 (hello, angel numbers) or you can choose 3 monthly payments of $777.
Because of the intimate nature of this retreat and the limited spots, all sales are final and non-refundable. However, your spot can be transferred to another approved attendee if you can no longer come. Bottom line: trust your “yes,” and commit fully.
Note: We cannot guarantee refunds from any accommodations you book with the cruise line or airlines.
Nope, and that’s the whole point. This is sacred, in-person-only magic. If you’re feeling the pull, trust it. This container is for the women who show up.
Have you ever known something so deeply that you wish you could just insert that truth into the hearts of everyone you know and love? That’s how passionately I feel about what becomes possible when you step into full alignment with who you were designed to be.
If I could wave a magic wand and have every woman on this planet understand one thing, it would be this:
Every single part of the life you want is tied to living your true self. Your relationships. Your career. Your health. Your money. The best of it all becomes magnetized to you when you know exactly who you are, and act accordingly.
And you will.
After this *actually* transformational, fun-as-fuck 5-day experience, you’ll walk away with that clarity, power, and alignment so you can BE the person you are deeply here to be. I'm so excited to support you on this heroine's journey of yours.

That’s totally normal, and its exactly why I offer Decision Alignment Sessions. If you’re feeling the pull but need clarity, let’s talk it through together.


